JadeStephanie

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The red washing down the bathtub, isn’t going to change the color of the sea. At all.

Open mouth; get in trouble.
Stay quiet; get in trouble.
Want to live; get in trouble.
Want to die; get in trouble.
Fucking hell does it ever matter what I want?

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ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

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maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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I have never hated anyone more than I hate my sister.

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